oh god the rape fog is back!
Jerry, you need to find god
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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