I don't think brook has ever known best
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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