He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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