I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
