I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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