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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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