so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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