Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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