someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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