Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
where am i from again
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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