Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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