i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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