So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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