I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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