What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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