"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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