True but thats because hes a fetus.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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