I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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