Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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