How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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