and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Is it because I queefed?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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