BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
