Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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