Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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