Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
