You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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