I cockslap morals
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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