HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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