There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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