My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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