Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Tornado booty call.. dedication
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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