Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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