I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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