Soap is not a condiment
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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