Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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