Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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