Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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