Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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