i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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