The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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