Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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