is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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