I would go down on you faster than GM stock
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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