The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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