another moral hangover. fuck.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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