Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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