tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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