Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
