His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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