i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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