they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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