big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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