Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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