i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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