how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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